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Eroe Report. During surgery, my fellow resident bumped heads with the surgeon. And I felt so alone. Dr Sid Schwab Report. Doctor Jones, Jones, caaaaaalling Doctor Jones!

Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, GET UP NOW! I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. She explained that he washed the condom with hot water and soap before he used said condom again. Laxrules56 Report. I'm an anesthesia student currently doing my clinical rotations and I had an old guy wake up and the first thing he asked was "do I still have my balls?

Aw you guys are great". hotsauce Report. While in dental school my friend pulled out several bombed out technical term teeth on a adult male. After the procedure was finished and post-op instructions we given, the man asked, "So when should I expect my new teeth to grow in?

icecreamsoup Report. At your 4th appointment next year. But you need to pay a couple of thousand dollars up front. Not a doctor, dental hygienist Had to explain that brushing your teeth with Comet the cleaner was not a good way to clean your teeth to a 40 year old woman.

Also had to tell a woman that painting her teeth with white finger nail polish was a bad idea. Legacy Report. I once had a patient tell me he needed his decapitation medicine because he was feeling full of shit. I had to think about it for a minute then I realized he was asking for his constipation medication. NurseMorbid Report. Dr Michael Breus Report. Please tell me you put on your gravest expression and said, "I'm afraid you haven't.

Call it carma! A car belonging to a pregnant patient was broken into. The only thing that was stolen was a wine bottle in a brown paper bag.

Janet Grow Report. While I am a doctor, this happened to my wife, also a doctor. Female pt came in complaining of infertility. Said she and her partner had been trying to conceive for like five years and had "tried everything.

She then entered a same-sex relationship and again never got pregnant even though she really wanted to, leading her to believe she was infertile. When my wife tried to explain that conception requires sperm sourced from a male as well as an egg, the pt was incredulous, and exclaimed that she "didn't need a man in my life" and she didn't like being judged. Perhaps needless to say the patient was lost to followup. ppmmd Report. how can people be so dumb? this is what happen when you don't send your kid to sex ed in school.

or when school forbid sex ed. Patient: Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself.

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Me: Where did you get hurt? Patient: Aisle six. Dr John Munshower Report. To be fair, the doctor's question wasn't correctly phrased for the intent. A gentleman calls our office with questions about an upcoming test he is scheduled for, and we talk at length about the procedure. You can always call and ask for clarification when you need it.

Patient: Thank you very much, Clara Fication! Unknown Report. Friend of mine is a doctor. Had a christian couple come in and ask why they didn't get a child. Both virgins untill married at 26 and I mean, they did sleep with each other every night. Pirateviking Report. I asked a patient complaining of dizziness if she had ever been diagnosed with "vertigo". The daughter chimed in and said "no, no, she's a Libra She was dead serious. tbmtonada Report. A woman comes in after having a baby and tells us she's having trouble breastfeeding.

I book her an appointment at a breastfeeding clinic, give her some resources, etc. Her appointment was fine and she went on her merry way. A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. A year later she shows up for her doctor's appointment, and she's morbidly obese.

She must have put lbs on an already obese frame. She's developed many health problems related to her weight that she refuses to acknowledge are due to her weight. Of course. She tells us she's never been more active after having a kid, her diet hasn't changed, her work life hasn't changed, nothing has changed, the weight gain just happened due to hormones.

We ask if she's breastfeeding, she says yes. We ask how she's getting the extra calories for the breastfeeding, and she tells us the Clinic told her to eat bowls of plain oatmeal a day. It worked, so she's still doing it. We figure this is how she gained so much weight she's probably eating 2 large bowls of oatmeal on top of her meals, with milk, sugar, butter, etcbut the woman insists she's eating packets of plain oatmeal a day.

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We send the doctor in to see her after briefing him on the whole story about the oatmeal. He's in the room with her a long time - much longer than normal. When she comes out of the room, she keeps her head down and walks off, looking angry and embarrassed.

The doctor walks up to the nursing table and fills out the chart. Turns out she didn't know plain rolled oats were a thing.

She thought the breastfeeding clinic meant plain oatmeal cookies. She was eating an entire package of Dad's oatmeal cookies every single day for a year basically a 'bowl or two' filled with cookiesand could not understand how that was different from oatmeal. waytoomanychoices Report.

i can understand some people has less knowledge than other but that? did she even go to school? When i was a kid i never eat oatmeal. but i can make a diffrence between COOKIES and OATMEAL COOKIES When I bad a colonoscopy, my GI doctor said I said, "wow, now I know what a Muppet feels like!

SonicGal44 Report. Patient comes in at 2 am for insomnia, clearly tweaking her brains out, heart rate Can't sit still, bouncing off the walls. I suggest maybe easing up on the cocaine. tuki Report. I had a patient in her 30s complain of monthly rectal bleeding that would last days and stop on its own. It started when she was She just thought she should get checked out.

It did stop for a while when she was pregnant. SaintKavorca Report. I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. Second week in came this old lady and her very dysfunctional family. They would argue and complain about everything, from the food, the nurses they didnt like and every single medical decision we made.

She was very very sick so her management was just as complicated. She had several children and they all didnt like one another and would not talk to one another. Each time we would have to explain a long ate to every single one of them because they "are entitled to hear it from a doctor". One of these stories being sitting down and explaining why you don't give gatorade as an IV drip. They did not understand why we were giving "salt water" to her.

Conversation with her son: "Look she likes gatorade, she is drinking it so why cant you give it to her through her drip? Son frowns. Cant you give her something else closer to gatorade? That has electrolytes? Wash and repeat every day during her admission. Afterwards I told my fiance. He opened up a scene from Idiocracy on youtube and I just sat there with my mouth open for a while. bunbunmelon Report. I just told my sister, who is an high school teacher and was lamenting our future, that she should watch Idiocracy.

Not a doctor, but I'm a former Special Forces medic and I treated indigenous populations in Iraq, Afghanistan and several other Middle Eastern countries. Some of the patients and their families asked incredible things of me, such as putting brains back inside after an explosion took half the head off, but I have never been as incredulous as when I had to explain "wrong hole" to a very old tribal elder who was wondering why he couldn't father any children.

FederalFarmerHM Report. This happened in med school. I was taking the history of a guy in clinic and I asked about his past medical problems, including if he had had any heart attacks. He responded, "oh yeah, I've had about 20 of those. you've had 20 heart attacks? Do you have a cardiologist? My wife is a massage therapist, and whenever a heart attack hits, she starts to massage some pressure points and it stops. Uhhhhh, ok What does it feel like when you have a heart attack?

My wife tells me that I fall onto the floor and my arms and legs start jerking. She says it takes about a minute of her massaging before it stops.

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I admitted a guy for pneumonia, which was odd because he was young and strapping, no other medical issues, x-ray didn't look quite right. The pieces just didn't add up and so I started questioning him more closely. Me: Do you use any drugs? Patient: Drugs! That's disgusting.

I'm no fucking druggie! I've never touched drugs in my life. I move on to other questions and suddenly: Patient "Look, doc, I just want you to know I may have used cocaine once or twice years and years ago.

I just snorted it though. That wouldn't cause this, right? Me: How long ago? Patient: Like ten years, maybe longer.

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Me: It shouldn't be affecting you after this long. Patient: More like five. Me: Years? Patient: Uh, like five months ago. This goes on forever, until he admits he just got off a massive crack binge the day before, where he spent the past three days in a hotel with some "loose women" smoking crack non-stop. He finishes with: "But I don't want you to think I'm one of those dirty druggies.

glumapple Report. When a woman in an emergency room told me she wasn't going into labor because her app said she want ready yet. I could see the top of her daughters head But what the fuck do I know keep asking apple for advice. The doctor explained to his patient that she suffered from inflammation of the cervix. Concerned, she demanded that he test her husband for it too. Roianne Lope Report. One day in the pharmacy, a girl comes to the counter requesting a refill for her birth control.

We pulled up her profile and realized we couldn't refill it because she just got a day fill less than 2 weeks ago. When we asked what happened to the other one, she said she was out.

Apparently, both her and her boyfriend were each taking a pill each and was adamant that was how they needed to prevent pregnancy. StrutThatCorgiButt Report. Had a female patient. Her mom asked me to adjust her scrotum.

Trying not to burst out laughing, I said "Your daughter's scrotum? I knew she wouldn't listen as she was so convinced so I stopped arguing with her. And I also wanted her to go around saying it to other people.

Pharmacist, but comment still relates. Had a lady call in complaining that their husbands viagra wasn't working. I then went on to explain to the patients wife that in order for the medication to work, the patient needed some sort of "stimulation" The lady just screamed a loud "ME?!?!?!

Still my favorite viagra story. freddybob Report. I've had a patient claim that amputations run in his family. He said that was the only reason he needed both legs taken off above the knee. He was adamant that it was not actually due to his uncontrolled diabetes, his enormous and continual sugar intake, his refusal to use insulin, or his refusal of treatment for the giant infected wounds on both feet. Amputations might have indeed 'ran' in the family if they all had the same health habits, or lack thereof Im ashamed to say I have a story that fits here.

I have a ganglion cyst on the inside of my wrist, when it starts getting large I smash my wrist down on a hard table and it goes away. I developed a similar bump on the top of my foot. I couldn't smash it down like my wrist so I tried hitting it with a hammer. Didn't do anything and it was getting bigger and interfering with my shoes so I got it investigated.

Not a cyst, but arthritis in the joint. No wonder my hammer trick didn't work. The radiologist did find my treatment method amusing, but advised me to get any more lumps checked out rather than randomly hitting things with a hammer.

Tkcat Report. Your approach to treating a ganglion cyst was medically sound In times past, smashing them with a big Bible was recommended. A related story from my friend, a Gynecologic Oncologist. Basically a woman had early uterine cancer, but refused surgery.

She wanted to explore alternative treatments like coffee enemas? and meditation. She somehow managed to get an audience with the Dalai Lama who told her to go back to western treatment. drleeisinsurgery Report. hate these kind of people. my wife is a nurse and she see so many of these nuts. So many childs dies because parents try 'alternative' treatment instead to just go to the doctors!!

I was coming to just as my doctor was finishing my colonoscopy. Sherry Moore Report. I worked at the ER during my internship and met a girl who had increasingly painful and red eyes since a couple of days back.

The last 24h had been horrible. I asked about all the normal stuff, and she claimed to have no idea why she had this eye problem - she had never had anything wrong with her eyes. I proceed to drop some dye in her eyes to check them in a microscope, and when I do I realize she's wearing contacts. She didn't like her natural eye colour, so she had bought a set of blue coloured lenses 8 months earlier. Never removed them, not even during night time.

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Didn't even think to mention this to me, claimed to have no "foreign materials" in her eyes. Needless to say, I gave her quite the harsh lecture and a referal to an ophtalmologist. fracturedfigment Report. Christine, if that girl had gotten the harsh lecture or several in school or by her parents when she was a child, she would not have grown up into a foolish person. The stupidest thing I've been to the doctor for: I took my young son in because he had a very regular rash on his lower back.

It wasn't until I was in the doctor's office that I noticed that it had exactly the same pattern as the inlet cover on our jacuzzi. Which he had just been bathing in. publiusnaso Report.

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Getting a physical around and the doctor who was probably around 75 at the time asks me to strip down to my boxers for the whole awkward ball grab thing. Obviously at that age and dealing with all that shit you feel weird so when the doctor only said "cough" I mustered up a big one and was prepared to fire when he suddenly interrupts me with these words of wisdom "Son, when a man has your balls in his hand you don't cough in his face.

egnards Report. I went to the doctor to treat my soar throat and I agreed to get a shot of penicillin. If you don't know this shot goes right into the ass.

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As he put the needle into my rear end I suddenly had the need to vomit. I wasn't feeling anything until the exact moment of contact with my cheek. I yell STOP and immediately try to run over to the sink where I proceed to trip and fall. Then I just start letting it all out over the floor. I was just laying there on my side blowing chunks with the needle still stuck in my ass.

It wasn't one of my finer experiences at the doctor. Emergency surgeon here Got called 2 a. because a patient demanded to see me because "her daughters farts smelled too bad" Kept a straight face. LatuSensu Report. A friend of mine mistakenly called her gynecologist instead of her dentist to make an appointment, and started the call by admitting she was overdue for a cleaning lundah Report.

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There was one who was very upset to find out that she was pregnant again because she'd used her diaphragm EXACTLY as she'd been told. She carefully inspected it for holes, applied the spermicide, placed it, wore it at night, then took it out, cleaned it and put it away each morning. And then her husband arrived home from his night-shift. Anitsisqua Report. Doctor here. One we get commonly is "I know my body.

Told him after the surgery, and he told us "no, my tendons are all torn. I know my body. I just had a big lunch. You know how your body normally feels. But if someone has performed an invasive surgery to look at your joint, or has seen a fetus on ultrasound, they probably know what they are talking about.

Me: Sir, I need to know why you stopped taking your antiretrovirals for your HIV. Him: Well I met this witch online that Me: Wait, did you just said "witch"? Him: Yeah, she sent me a bunch of herbs every month to cure my HIV, and they worked, last time i checked I was cured. Me: Where and what tests did you do to know you were cured?

Him: I made an online test that the witch told me to, they were a lot of random questions but in the end it said that I was free of HIV. Me: Ooook, we will need to do a blood test to confirm that. Now, can you tell me wich herbs were you consuming? Him: I don't know the name, but I have them right here :points at his backpack: Me: May I take a look?

Him: Sure! I opened the bag and what I saw was nothing but grinded oregano with something that smelled like chlorine The patient, sadly, died from a severe sepsis a month later with a highly resistant microorganism. Just because a "witch" in a website told him to stop taking his meds Temuyin Report. I really have a problem with this kind of people. Can't they face justice for that? I am a family practitioner and I had a family not want to vaccinate their newborn because they heard that vaccines were derived from monkeys brains and they didn't want their child to develop monkey like characteristics.

rkc Report. I had severe asthma as a kid. I was intubated for a severe attack a few times. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. So my parents agreed to all of this.

Few weeks later, I'm back in the hospital. A doctor recognized me and came over to talk. Then he bent over and smelled my head I'll never forget that. I thought it was so weird. He told a nurse to sit there and not let me leave with my parents.

When my parents showed up, he asked point blank, 'Did you not understand what I told you last time? Do you understand these attacks could be fatal? annon Report. Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. Was doing surgery on a 19 year old who tested positive for meth and cocaine who was grilling the anesthesiologist about every drug we were going to use in surgery because "he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body" Gotta stick with that organic, fair trade, Non-GMO cocaine.

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I had a patient's mom ask me if putting a catheter in her 6 year old son would break his hymen and would he still be a virgin. TheVaneOne Report. I work for an optometrist and it was the month before school started and a woman brought in her son to have his eyes checked for the first time.

Seems like a pretty reasonable thing for any parent, even if he was a little older than usual for a first eye exam.

Better late than never I guess. The mom was well spoken and appeared fairly intelligent. Everything went as normal, the doctor examined the boy and ended up prescribing glasses. When the doctor was explaining to the mom that her son had to wear his glasses all the time since he's nearsighted and basically can't see clearly past 5' in front of him. And will definitely need glasses for school. For some reason this caused a switch to flip in the mom and she spazzed out on the doctor, saying that her son doesn't need glasses and that the doctor is only saying that he does because he wants to sell glasses.

She says that she only brought her son in because there was some form for school that needed to be filled out and that doctors are all a con artists trying to push unnecessary medications and interventions. The doctor tried to calm her down and explain that he's only trying to help them but that she was free to get a second opinion and gave her a copy of the kids prescription and sent them on their way. About four months later the lady is back asking for another copy of her son's prescription.

Apparently the first semester midterm results were in, and her son failed them all, because he couldn't see the board in his classes and needs glasses! sosanostra Report. Farted on my doctor's hand just as she finished a prostate exam.

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This old lady is now convinced her nosebleed after falling on her face is related to an "infection" from the dental issue a year ago. After multiple back-and-forth on the etiology of the nosebleed, she became the first patient I raised my voice and put down an authoritative "no, you are wrong, just stop it". detdox Report. Got placed doing a rotation in the orthopedic floor of a big hospital in a rural area of Southern California. I was doing my rounds and saw a patient out of bed and walking around the floor following a knee replacement.

She had a cane in her hand that she was carrying like as a solider would carry a rifle. I asked what she was doing and what she thought the cane was for.

She replied she thought the cane was for pushing people out of her way since she's now "handicapped" and it wasn't to help her walk on her post op knee. I once saw a high school aged kid come in with a dinner candle stuck in his rectum. He reportedly was using it to reach an itch.

Apparently the itch was in his spleen because that thing was deep. Mom told me the story, and how she had previously asked him to not itch himself with other things of hers. I didn't ask for any more details. I honestly think she believed that he was just really itchy.

Smeeee Report. A guy came in with a wheelchair. Umm, why are you in a wheelchair? And type 2 diabetes. nipplequeen69 Report. Heard this story from a nurse friend. Some guy was dancing in skin tight leather pants at the opening of a new nightclub in a nearby small city.

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It was hot inside with the huge crowd. The guy fainted from the heat and was taken to the ER, where his pants were cut off. This revealed that the guy had a length of pepperoni in his crotch, taped to his thigh.

The ER staff got the giggles and left his room to laugh in the hallway. At some point one of them said something like, "We've got to get back in there and deal with an unconscious patient. Swedishpunsch Report. Nurse here, I work in Anaesthetics and it drives me mad the amount of patients that want to have allergies, e.

g, antibiotics give them the trots, er no that's a side effect. Anyway the anaesthetist comes into the anaesthetic room morning and asks me not to ask the patient about allergies, I'm puzzled at this and ask her why, the patient was allergic to oxygen. Yes, oxygen. She was a fun patient. sevo Report. I remember reading a theory about how oxygen is actually toxic, but it just takes a long time to kill us.

I does cause oxidation, which is linked to cellular degradation The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. It said feet elevated! Julia Fussell Report.

Patient comes in with abdominal pain. Looking over their chart, I see their gallbladder was removed 20 years ago so that is impossible. I mention this, to which they reply "yeah but it grew back. It was 3am and I'd been on duty in the Emergency since 8am. I was exhausted.

A well dressed man came in with his 8 year old, healthy looking, son. I asked him what was the problem. He said, "Well, I was at a wedding and it occurred to me that my son is a little short. Can you give him something right now to make him taller?

Sxhpott1 Report. During a yearly check-up the doc was concerned about my weight. I promised him I'd do better and next year I would be back down to a healthy weight. Maybe a week or so later my doc saw me at a local pub with a plate of hot wings in front of me and a pint of beer.

He was a bro and didn't say anything but I could see the look of disappointment in his eyes. As part of the work up he gets an abdominal X-ray which shows the problem as clear as day. The colleague has then proceeded to remove, from the patients rectum, an 8 inch replica of Nelson's Column the statue in the centre of Trafalgar Square, London On showing it to the patient, the response was "Oh that's Nelson, he lives up there.

AberrantConductor Report. nocturnalnurse Report. So, not a doctor but I work at a hospital. They genuinely thought it was a good idea to go to accident and emergency to have their fake nails taken off and redone because they had gotten too long and become uncomfortable. TheEwokApocalypse Report. Me: is there any chance you could be pregnant? Patient: definitely not. Me: are you sexually active? Patient: yes. Me: what is your preferred method of birth control? Patient: nothing Me: smh.

Teenage male patient came in to the clinic with his girlfriend because he was growing breasts with milk production. ppee15 Report. Not a doctor but a nurse. I once walked into my patient's room responding to his call light. He had an accident and peed on the floor on the way to the bathroom and was now laying in bed stark naked calling for me. His wife, I guess oblivious to all this, was just dancing in the pee. Like eyes closed, hands over her head, hips swaying.

In a puddle of her husbands pee. They were really a bizarre couple. Elephantcookies Report. Answered the bed alarm for a 90 year old this evening. Nurse: "Where are you going?

Me too. jesscuz24 Report. Ophthalmologist here. Told patient he needed reading glasses which he didn't believe. I explained that everyone develops presbyopia eventually. aworkingmom Report. I work in the ER. We had a very pregnant patient come in needing stitches in her vagina. Instead of using a pad or an adult diaper, she went for a GLASS CUP. She sat down while showing a house and sure enough, it broke and cut her up pretty bad.

The other day I had a lb, 50 year old patient who hadn't pooped in she claims 6 days. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. She's too heavy and unable to do things on her own so she asked for a bedpan. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it.

I looked up at the aide and down at the baby sized poo and back at the aide and did my best not to laugh or make a sound. All I could think of is how I legit felt like I delivered a baby. Ashtem Report. Doc here. I had a guy with an ICD in place. For those who don't know, it basically shocks your heart if it goes into a funny rhythm. He would regularly come into the hospital to have it turned off because he would do a ton of cocaine and the thing would keep firing due to his high heart rate.

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He kept doing cocaine. blahblahyaddaydadda Report. As a self-diagnosing patient One day notice a white, hard, jagged object protruding from my back gum. Can't believe I'm having a tooth come in, especially since I'm 23 and had my wisdom teeth taken out years ago. Go to the dentist to get some X-rays annnnd it turns out to be a piece of a tortilla chip. JAYDOGG85 Report. Not a doctor, but I regularly have people come in for eye examinations because 'when I take my glasses of things are blurry'.

Often these aren't passing comments during the exam, but the main reason for their visit to the clinic. rssmrry Report. Do you have any medical conditions?

What medications are you on? Proceeds to name at least 10 medications. MistbornShardbearer Report. Med student here, but I have had two winners. When discussing a precancerous skin lesion on a patient, they opted to use their "laser ray" instead of classic treatment. It was a cancer laser ray that was bought online.

It also apparently had "frequencies for arthritis". They insisted that the vibratory frequency can be tuned to destroy cancer cells, just like a trained singer may be able to use her voice to break a crystal glass.

The patient did not believe that cancer cells and regular cells would have the same frequency. Another patient insisted that his cancer had been properly treated at home with baking soda he gave me a website like phkillscancer. com or something. The patient also had with them a surgery report in which it appears their baking soda consumption resulted in buildup of abnormal calcium in the wall of the stomach, which had to be removed.

LatrodectusGeometric Report. It sickens me that there are people out there willing to risk another person's life for money. Oh, wait, our insurance companies do that, too. Was working at a clinic. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient about her sugar intake and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday. I ask her if it's regular or diet and she replies with "It's half-regular. I let the ice melt first so there isn't as much sugar in it".

Sorry but that isn't how it works. Friskypharmer Report. The guy was just rubbing his penis against her leg and ejaculating on her thigh. What's the problem? Do you have any sores or anything? squeakylittlecat Report. A 32 year old grown man asked me if the hot spells he was experiencing at night meant he was going through menopause.

newrabelizaba Report. Scene: The operating room. Me: We have the surgical equipment, the heart-lung machine, antibiotics, and the replacement heart valve on hand. Patient: You wait until now to figure this stuff out?

Dr Marc Gillinov Report.

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I once had the daughter of one of my patients march up to the nursing station, slam the vitals chart down on the desk and yell at me "How dare you say my mother stinks" I'm utterly puzzled by this as no-one had said anything of the sort and ask the daughter to explain what she meant, she grabs the chart, points to the row of "BO's" recorded on it and shouts "Here you even had the nerve to write it down" I explained that "BO" meant Bowels Open not body odour before escaping to the staff room to laugh my head off.

witchgytha Report. Patient was a young child who came in with an extremely high Blood Glucose level.

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